Just wait till they test the New Yorkers
The new yorkers are infecting the rats
Monsta x and some writing: whipped4kyun
i’m begging y’all… PLEASE don’t keep saying shit like hecking in 2019…. just say the fuck word
Hey listen my mom says hecking what do you want her to do?? Say fuck? Huh? You want my mom to say fuck? ?
happy tuesday im so happy it’s tuesday if it were any other day id be so very sad
Oh boy should we tel them?
tell me whab? (:
THAT TUESDAYS ARE GREAT HAHAHAHAHHHHHH………
i know!!!!! they make me so happy! :D
anyway it’s time for bed so goodnight! see yall tomorrow!
good morning!! happy tuesday!
Hey bud I’ve got some bad news.
oh no bad news D: ?! how could something bad happen on a tuesday???
It’s Thursday. I’m sorry but I couldn’t let you go on like this. It’s not Tuesday. It hasn’t been Tuesday for a while.
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS! LET HIM BE HAPPY!!!
t.. thurs… wha?
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My crush is an introvert. His name is squidward.

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something


Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body
Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands
Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE






He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’
Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.
proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera
What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.
Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.
And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.
Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.
Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?
I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job